just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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