But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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