I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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