If that was your dad, he is hot
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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