i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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