you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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