shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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