i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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