one word: firstdatebathroomanal
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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