Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Randomize
