When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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