Got a toothbrush?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You may now shotgun with the bride
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
