Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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