Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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