gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Randomize