If that was your dad, he is hot
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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