i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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