So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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