Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Shame - the story of my life.
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