im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Dual....:-)
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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