she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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