Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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