Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Randomize
