You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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