I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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