i may or may not be watching the land before time
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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