if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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