Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I haven't been this sober since birth.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
If I die, sorry about rent.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
