Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize