But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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