2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I want to make a zoo with you.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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