Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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