I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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