I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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