Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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