She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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