Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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