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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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