My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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