Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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