I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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