Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
MIDGETS
????
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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