Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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