(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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