...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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