Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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