I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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