did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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