So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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