Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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