Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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