He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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