hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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